I've previously alluded to how Brisarian males are very protective of their females. Well, let's just say that one night, I'd had a bit much to drink and forgot to heed my own advice.
Needless to say, some of them found out what planet I've been hanging out on.
Yes, it's all my fault.
you're such a beast...we can't take you anywhere!
ReplyDeleteIt's my lot in life...
ReplyDeletePay attention, Flyboy! The preferred term now is UAP, not UFO. Are you trying to anger the locals?
ReplyDeleteI hate when that happens . . . better change your address!
ReplyDeleteAll they have to do is enlist the help of Sallie Mae and it won't matter what address you move to.
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